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What the hell are these
Utokia Trading Cards?

Glad you asked. These cards started as a wild idea to make our products even more magical!
 
Picture this: a fantasy world called Utokia, your ultimate happy place. A realm you can escape to, get lost in, and maybe laugh a little (or a lot) while enjoying your pre-roll or gummy. The cards are like little slices of Utokia sprinkled with cannabis slang, irony, and a healthy dose of “what if?”
 
For instance: Cotton Mouth. In Utokia, it’s not just a dry mouth. It’s a fluffy, fanged monster lurking in the desert, trying to suck you dry.
 
Some cards can even be turned in for rewards through our quests. And if any of this doesn’t make sense yet… it probably just means you need some more gummies.

Couch lock Utokia trading card
Utokia Devils lettuce trading card
CRAZY CAT LADY Utokia trading card
Cotton Mouth Utokia trading card

​EVERY GREAT STORY STARTS WITH A TRAGIC BACKSTORY...

Each card is written as an observation by our protagonist, Arista. Her journal entries capture the lore, mysteries, and creatures she encounters while exploring Utokia.

 

And soon, the adventure expands. A full-feature comic is on the way…

Cover for Comic

Embark on Quests in Utokia

In Utokia, adventure isn’t just a story. It’s something you take part in. Our Quests invite you to step into the world, collect cards, and shape how the tale unfolds.

Each Quest is a challenge tied to limited-edition cards. You might be asked to vote, solve mysteries, or simply collect along the way. Your choices and your cards help decide the fate of Utokia.

Browse through the Quests shown here to explore past adventures and discover the challenges happening now.

ink pen and paper with books subcribe

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